Submit your wit and win a sleeve of priceless special edition News of the World Titleist golf balls. Entries close 31 December 2011.

Submit your wit and win a sleeve of priceless special edition News of the World Titleist golf balls. Entries close 31 December 2011.

The remoteness of Murdoch’s hideaway wouldn’t deter the wrath of angry NotW sub-editors…
Ha! And PR managers alike.
A quick reminder of the rules and he was all set:
Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
Form a loose grip.
Keep your head down.
Avoid a quick back swing.
Stay out of the water.
Try not to hit anyone.
If you are taking too long, let others go ahead of you.
And quiet please, while others are preparing to go.
I said caption not thesis! You’re clearly more a wordy broadsheet man than a pithy tabloid chap. That said, as you’ve clearly grasped the basics, let’s go play!