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Just another obsessed golf nut who gets that special fiery rush from a perfectly lobbed wedge like some cheeky non-conformist at an AA meeting.

Britain Buzzing with Jubilee Fever

The whole country has gone positively Lady Gaga for our enigmatic monarch. Strolling home from the office with my camera, one could sense a palpable building of anticipation and excitement in the air. This weekend’s bumper Jubilee festivities are a showcase of events that reflect the public mood, a national fervour that fits all tastes and budgets, if you will.

The flag-waving jollity, bunting strewn skyline and streets ablaze with colour, chart Britons shared life and common purpose as the nation comes together to celebrate 60 years of Her Majesty’s glorious reign.

In Barlow Bay, just pitching-wedge distance from my house, a regatta of every type of boat afloat are moored up in what will be the biggest aquatic pageant the nation has seen for 350 years.

Over the next four days 10,000 street parties will be held, industrial quantities of Pimms consumed and almost inevitably, half a dozen new verses added to God Save The Queen as the UK enjoys its patriotism and nostalgic reverie.

And on a prime bit of real estate in London Docklands, I too shall be hitching my horse to the Jubilee wagon hosting a red, white and blue neighbourly knees-up celebrating Her Maj’s Diamond Jubilee and the official launch of my PR agency Jubilee Communication.

Thank you ma’am … and stay tuned.

And finally, here’s one I took earlier … my wonderful parents aboard Gloriana, the £1m Royal rowbarge that will the lead the Thames Diamond Jubilee Pageant from Wandsworth to Tower Bridge on 3 June 2012.

Betrayed by a belligerent old man on the brink

I worked at the News of the World for over a decade and lost my job with almost 300 others when Rupert Murdoch closed down the newspaper at the height of the phone-hacking scandal in July 2011. Since that fateful day I have maintained my silence, but chose to speak out this week following an appearance by the News Corporation chairman at the Royal Courts of Justice. This is an opinion commentary piece I wrote for The Independent newspaper.

By Hayley Barlow

Watching Rupert Murdoch giving evidence to the Leveson Inquiry, the enormity of the past year hit me square on – for a second time. This unfolding epic is the direct result of a handful of wrongdoers whose actions have touched, damaged and, in some cases, shattered people’s lives.

But just as Mr Murdoch “felt that blast” of outrage following the Milly Dowler phone-hacking revelations last summer, I too felt it yesterday watching him give evidence to Lord Justice Leveson.

He had one clear objective and he stuck to it like newsprint to fingertips: distance himself from the newspaper which had caused this serious blot on his reputation.

Gone was the frail, bumbling, elderly figure we witnessed at the House of Commons. Instead we got a belligerent baron firing with both barrels. It was explosive, but as the minutes ticked by, fascination turned to disbelief and a sense of hot fury ran through my veins.

There was a time when I looked up to the man with respect – a formidable operator and someone I admired for all he had achieved. A man who had your back when the chips were down. And during my years with the newspaper, we had our fair share of those moments.

But that changed when he “panicked” and slammed the door of the News of the World shut forever – and with that the livelihoods of almost 300 devoted and loyal staff.

I make no attempt to justify the behaviour of some of my former colleagues. Their actions were illegal and immoral.

But I am proud of my years at the News of the World where I worked as Head of PR for most of my adult life. For the most part it was a brilliant paper to work for: bullish, exciting and enormously good fun.

But during the latter years, while working on the phone-hacking scandal with the editor Colin Myler, legal manager Tom Crone and News International executives, those fun-filled days were replaced with despair, panic, anxiety attacks and death threats.

I’ve only met Rupert Murdoch a handful of times. On one memorable occasion, he stormed into our editorial conference after we won a raft of industry awards, fawning all over News of the World executives: “Bloody great paper, bloody great journalists, keep it going… it’s just bloody great.”

On another occasion Rebekah Brooks took him on a tour of our newsroom and introduced him to the “Scoop Machine” after a summer of memorable exclusives. “Keep up the good work!” he grinned.

Yet, in his evidence yesterday, Mr Murdoch sought to deflect the growing crisis in his media empire by laying the blame for all his problems in the News of the World’s coffin.

Being marked as an “aberration” by your former chairman really hits a new low. And his testimony will further stigmatise former staff who have spent almost a year trying to recover their reputations and restabilise their lives. I speak as someone who has sat through almost 100 interviews in pursuit of a job after the newspaper closed, before finally setting up my own business. If you really want to know what a serious blot on your reputation is Mr Murdoch, we should chat.

I often ask myself what was my big crime in this tawdry saga that I should be so maligned by Rupert Murdoch? Twelve years of unswerving loyalty to a newspaper I adored.

Future events will prove where the blame lies. His strategy of smearing the News of the World and its staff will quickly unravel.

Hayley Barlow was head of public relations at the News of the World between 2000 and 2011. She has since founded a crisis management PR agency, Jubilee Communication

This article was first published in The Independent on Friday 27 April 2012.

Dick Turpin, Bobby Locke, William III & Shooters Hill Golf Club

I was playing golf in southeast London last weekend with a former lady captain when conversation turned to the history of our course, Shooter’s Hill Golf Club and the local area.  Dick Turpin, Hitler’s doodlebugs and Bobby Locke, in no particular order, but it turns out Shooters Hill is positively steeped in history. I was captivated and immediately consulted Google on my return home.

The name ‘Shooters Hill’ was first recorded in 1226 and reputedly takes its name from the practice of archery there during the Middle Ages. The name is also commonly linked to its reputation as a haunt for highwaymen and was infamous for its gibbets of the executed ones as referred to in 1661 in Samuel Pepys diary.

The summit provided excellent cover for Highwaymen and footpads who preyed on unsuspecting travellers. It was also here that they were hung and their bodies displayed in gibbets.  Perhaps the most notorious, and paradoxically the most romantic highwayman of all, was the ubiquitous Dick Turpin who is said to have ‘worked’ the hill and who took advantage of the dark woods for his dark deeds.

Golf was first played at Shooter’s Hill in 1903 when a 9-hole course was opened. In 1907 a full 18-hole course was designed by Willie Park and then completely remodelled in the 1930′s by Messrs Harris and Colt.

In 1939, half of the golf course was requisitioned for the establishment of an anti-aircraft battery to protect London. Part of the clubhouse became the headquarters of the Home Guard and in the latter years, a prisoner of war camp for some 1000 German and Italian prisoners. A 7-foot high wire fence surrounded the camp with the cookhouse situated by the 17th green.

Incredibly, the remaining 9-holes continued to be played even though the course sustained considerable damage from bombing. Indeed, a grass bunker on the 8th hole today is testament to the terrifying power of the doodlebug bomb.

After the war years, the course and clubhouse facilities were restored and fully re-opened for play in 1951. The big match of that year was an exhibition played by Bobby Locke and Alf Padgham. Bobby set a course record of 65.
Shooter’s Hill Road stretches eastwards from the heath at Blackheath over the hill and follows the route of Watling Street, a Roman Road linking London with Roman settlements in north Kent. This was used as a route for horse-drawn mail-coaches linking London with Dover. Passers-by who visit the landmark water tower on the hill and the nearby woods are walking in the steps of ancient Britons, Romans, Saxons and later, William III. On the northern side of the summit lies a burial ground from possibly the Bronze Age.

At 432 feet, Shooters Hill is the highest point in South London and offers sensational views over the Kent countryside, River Thames with a panoramic skyline of central London clearly visible.

Shooter’s Hill Golf Club has continued to thrive and many visitors are surprised to find such an attractive course only 8-miles from London Bridge.

The course is a challenging but fair test of golf with its rolling fairways and excellent greens for golfers of all abilities.

SHOOTER’S HILL GOLF CLUB LADIES FREE OPEN SOCIAL EVENT:

As the golf season kick’s off, Shooter’s Hill is offering lady golfers a new starter package from April 2012 with a free open social event at the club on Wednesday 4th April at 12 noon and Wednesday 18th April at 7.30pm. From complete beginners to experienced players, come see the club and meet the members. Everyone is welcome.

For more information telephone Amanda Buckland on 0208 854 6368 or visit the Shooter’s Hill Golf Club website for more information.

Happy St Patrick’s Day

It was six years ago I walked into my editor’s office and boldly requested a work transfer to Australia. He looked at me quizzically like I’d lost the plot entirely and snapped a robust NO before returning to his newspaper. “I’m so glad you thought your answer through” I sighed. “Isn’t this supposed to be a caring sharing company that delights in offering global exchange opportunities to staff?” “Get out” he barked back. Point taken, I didn’t need to be asked twice.

My newfound enthusiasm for all things Australia was sparked off a few months earlier following a glorious two week holiday in Melbourne with my family. The fact was I had the Aussie bug, I was hooked and would not be defeated in my mission.

Several weeks later I zeroed in on a second attempt off the back of a PR triumph against the odds (perhaps a story for another time). One of those rare occasions when the News of the World was headlining for all the right reasons and my editor had discovered newfound adulation for my being.

Enthused like a giddy kangaroo on beetle juice I pounced on the opportunity to strike again. In the tumultuous tabloid world where hero status is akin to tomorrow’s fish and chip wrapper, my reaction to the opportunity was positively cat-like.

Admittedly my manner took on cringing yet hugely effective begging-like qualities.  But it worked. The deal was all but sealed when I moved in for the kill. The clincher… I offered to give the editor golf lessons. His eyes lit up like that moment you a press cool pint of Guinness to your lips.

Which brings me rather neatly to the point of this tale. I finally made it Down Under … an incredible, breath-taking and awe-inspiring country. And it was during my travels strolling through the streets of Sydney that my trusty Canon EOS and I stumbled across the St Paddy’s Day parade. Between the Aussies and the Irish they sure know how to celebrate.

Happy St Patrick’s Day everyone, but above all, to my editor … Sláinte!

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Think Globally, Act Locally

Today is International Woman’s Day celebrating the economic, political and social achievements of women everywhere. “Think globally, act locally” they said.  So I did and bought a plane ticket to Mauritius. To mark this joyous occasion, a few of my favourite Mauritian holiday sunset pix. Happy IWD.

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The Power of Positive Thinking

So there I was. Striding down the lush green fairways of a swanky Kent golf course overlooking London’s glorious skyline. My mind wondering off as I gazed into the distance at the sleek Shard of Glass towering over the capital. The 80-story skyscraper continuing its heavenly climb. From its summit the views stretch for 50 miles in every direction. An extraordinary feat of engineering and on reflection, perhaps, in part to blame for my temporary blip in concentration.

My golf partner & I were taking on a couple preppy gals from a neighbouring course in a county foresomes match. We started off positively enough until my swing developed an undeserving personality of its own. Like a fiery racehorse, the ball shot off in every direction but straight leaving my bemused partner in a series of adventurous settings.

It was my intrepid yet unfortunate effort at a Mickelson style flop shot over an insidious greenside bunker that plunged our match into a dramatic three down three to go dormie drama. A flock of wood pigeons looked on inquisitively as my golf ball lurched into the sand trap but even they could take no more and fled north for the spring. No one is exempt from fowl vilification. My mood descended into one of despair buoyed only by a burst of self-abnegation.

My partner hit a Tiger-like drive splitting the 16th fairway with ocular precision. The ball came to rest on a fertile patch of turf a mere 70 yards from the front of the green. Dammit, now I had to reciprocate. So much for self-abnegation. There’s no denying our situation was desperate. I needed a miracle shot to keep the game alive yet in light of my recent golf performance, I was hovering dangerously close to the hopeless level.

As I walked up to the ball, I hummed an Obama type: ‘Yes I can, yes I can, yes I can’ chant. I may have also had a quiet word with the Big Man himself, ‘Hi, it’s me. If you’re watching you’ll know we’re in a bit of pickle here. In return for good behaviour any chance you might pull one out the bag please?’ And finally a stern chat with myself: ‘Get a grip and just knock it stone dead.’

The girls looked on with expressions of amusement and curiously. Twitching nervously like a beer-swilling Brit, I addressed the ball. A perfectly punched sand wedge sent the ball lofting through the air towards the pin. Had this been the Masters, a Yank would have screeched: “Get in hole” as the ball pitched a foot from the flag and rolled up beside the cup. I did not see that one coming.

With a birdie under our belts we strutted our stuff to the 17th tee. Two down, two to go. Same problem, same process. By now Obama’s chant had taken on anthemic levels in my head as I slotted in a nasty downhill six-footer to win the hole.

Wouldn’t it be great if I said this story ended well? Alas, it was not to be. At one down with one hole to go, even God’s own intervention couldn’t avert the tragic and untimely duck hook which saw my ball disappearing into the forest of doom off the 18th fairway. We may have lost the battle but I’m fairly sure there’s a priceless lesson to be learnt on the perils of a wondering mind and the power of positive thinking.

Either way, I took home a note.

Golf Trick Shot Champ Wows Decathlon Crowds

They promised a fun day out for the whole family and Decathlon didn’t disappoint.

Hosted by Geoff Swain, the amazing World Trick Shot Champ wowed audiences with a variety of mind-blowing golf stunts in the new look showroom.

Decathlon’s Surrey Quays superstore was transformed into a golfing mecca this week with huge discounts on a wide range of equipment and clothing plus competitions and prizes galore for all ages.

Just watch the video below and tell me the little chap at the end isn’t the next Rory McIlroy?

To celebrate Decathlon’s golf launch, there’s still time for one lucky reader to win a brand new set of Callaway Diablo Edge irons, plus an Inesis “Doggy Bag” and two-dozen TaylorMade XD golf balls for a runner-up. Just click here to enter: GolfMagic

Win 1-2-1 Personal Tuition with World Golf Trick Shot Champion

Get up close and personal with the current World Golf Trick Shot Champion…

Interactive, educational and totally enthralling, Geoff Swain’s must see act is coming to Surrey Quays in London next Saturday.

And DECATHLON is offering you the chance to win a one-two-one 30-minute session with the trick shot champ.

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London’s New Golf Simulator & Custom Fitting Centre

Calling All golfers,

Are you desperate for your golfing fix but averse to tackling the fairways during the winter months or constantly faced with a Course Closed sign? If so don’t despair, I’ve found a solution. Sports giant DECATHLON has come to our rescue with what promises to be a fun-filled family day out.

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A Lovely Day For It

Those who follow this blog will be well versed with my regular rants on the perils of winter golf. But also aware that topping my 2012 new years resolution scroll involves less whinging and more embracing the chilly elements. So you can imagine my disappointment, especially after a week of gearing myself up for the sub zero elements to be faced with a Course Closed sign. Not to be defeated, the only remaining dilemma is how I spend my Saturday.  Water the grass, venture out on a bike ride, spot of gardening or invite a few chums round for a BBQ?  Who says this embracing business isn’t working?

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Early Golf Years

I first played golf at the age of twelve and a half. It wasn’t something I volunteered for, more an enforced lesson in parental discipline following an unfortunate incident involving my mother’s beloved Fiat 124 Sports Coupe and a brick wall. After a strict two-week curfew, my reprieve came in the form of caddying for my dad. Not quite what I had in mind when celebrating my lifted sanctions, but I jumped at the chance to get out the house.

By the 2nd hole even my dad could sense I was bored out of my tiny mind. He handed me a 7-iron, a tee and ball. I swung wildly and like a fired up cannon ball my Dunlop 65i spurted forward an impressive 35 yards. I was ecstatic and instantly hooked. And so my caddying career ended and my love for golf began. My spirits were uplifted, even if my ball was not for the remaining holes.

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2012: Year of the Cold War

There’s something about the start of the pro golf season that sparks new realms of excitement in me.

Notwithstanding my juvenile crush on the G-Mac, it is more a yearning to dust down my clubs and follow in the footsteps of Tiger’s comeback after a lengthy period in hibernation. Inspired by involuntary chunks of free time and watching the golfing greats lock horns under an Abu Dhabi sun, I decided it was time for a seasonal revival of my own. It’s no secret that my lifelong passion for the game is all consuming, only not during mid winter months. Unashamedly a fair-weather golfer, I generally hold out for eternal sunshine which is a staggeringly pointless exercise given my residence is well north of the equator.

But not so the case in 2012, I summoned a few valiant chums and braced myself for a transcendent experience. Resembling a modern day Mitchelin Man’s trophy wife bulked up on base layers and unsightly thermals, my mind perpetuated a tropical fantasy like some supercilious fool.

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My Perfect St Andrews Fluke

I had worked at the News of the World for all of two days when the opportunity of a lifetime presented itself. A chance to fulfill a childhood dream playing golf on the Old Course at St Andrews.

But how do you tell your editor you’re taking off for a few days when you’ve been employed for, well, a few days?  Fortunately my resourcefulness kicked in and after a string of tortured hearts and minds type metaphors on how our readers expected a little bit more, I was soon heading towards Scotland’s most cherished slice of common land.

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Signs of the Times

Ever walked past a sign that stopped you in your tracks? Some leave you in stitches while others require an immediate double take. Here’s a collection spotted during my travels from Mozambique to Manchester and beyond.

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Sydney Harbour Through A Lens

In 2007 I was fortunate to spend several months on a work exchange in Australia.  I spent evenings and weekends exploring the city and waterways with my closest friend, a Canon EOS capturing it’s unique beauty.  And I’m sure you’ll agree, few cities in the world showcase a more spectacular backdrop than the magnificent Sydney Harbour.

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Head First Into The Smoke That Thunders

Bungee jumping is like marriage, a binding commitment and not to be entered into hastily. Just ask that lass from Down Under following her unforeseen plunge into the Zambezi River. I’m thrilled she escaped largely unscathed despite the poor girl’s seriously bruised anatomy resembling an etched map of the Sahara.

Her disturbing experience sent my mind reeling to a jaunty tale back in 2000. The day when I upped my cautious innocuous lifestyle from a quivering mass of indecision to one of reckless transgression all for the sake of a handsome certificate.

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A Letter to Bob

Dear Bob,

It is three years today. I’m not sure quite what you would have made of this wheelie bin of misery since you left.  I’m not sure what I make of it.  All good reasoning eludes me. But I’m ok living in the dark on that.

I remember the first day we met.  You walked into my office and asked exactly what it was I did at the newspaper.  I said I wasn’t entirely sure.  You insisted we talk it through over a decent lunch. That four hour lunch was the start of a decade of decent lunches and an unforgettable friendship…

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Zim’s Leopard Rock a Real Gem

BY NICK JONES, Former Chief Sports Sub, News of the World

Now, as a tabloid sports hack, I’m used to people thinking we wield great power (utter rubbish but Lord Justice Leveson seems to think differently). But this was ridiculous. The lad was on his knees, in tears of gratitude. And all because of a $20 note. I hadn’t expected this reaction but, frankly, I hadn’t expected anything that had happened in the last 12 hours.

It sounded a great idea when our Webmaster and professional Zimbabwean had suggested a golfing trip to her homeland. I’d only been to Africa once before — when you’ve seen one elephant you’ve seen them all – but this promised to be different. I knew the economy was screwed, Mugabe was a tyrant and that most of their cricket team had defected. But that was it…

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